Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Hollywoooooood. Hollywood Swinging!

Ever wonder aboout those cheesy Hollywood tour buses you see driving around the city? Probably not, but I'm going to tell you about them anyway. Last week Monica and I decided to pose as tourists and as we spent some quality time being chauffeured around the city in a bright red double decker bus. Yes, it's true.

Here are some of the "highlights":

The bus picked us up in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Here's a picture of the lovely bus.

Here we are on the bus.

Here's our friendly tour guide, Mr. err, uh... I forget his name.

A REALLY poor picture of the Hollywood sign.

My favorite dive bar in Hollywood. Not Wicked, silly. The Frolic Room.

A picture of Borat and a cracked out Marylin Monroe. Just because.

Here's what I learned from the tour:
1) Brad Pitt's first job in LA was at El Pollo Loco.

2) People on the street like to point and laugh at you while the bus drives by.

3) It was a total blast hanging out with Monica, pretending to be a goofy tourist.

For ten bucks and 1.5 hours, it's a great way to take a chauffeured drive around Hollywood.

To quote Borat Sagdiyev from the great nation of Kazakhstan, "I liiiiiiiike".

1 comment:

Brian said...

Topless fun? That's hot! Next time you'll have to buy some star maps so you can see where the celebrities live! Ohhhh the INDUSTRY the INDUSTRY!