Friday, January 4, 2008

Happy Holidays!

The craziest fuckin' house we've ever seen.


We were driving down a major street in Phoenix, when we saw signs advertising "Santa's House - Free Tours". The lights were so bright, we could see them from a block away, even though the house was around the corner.




Room after room had been severely redecorated for the holidays.



We were greeted at the front door by the guy who owned the house. I'm guessing he's single.



I can only imagine how much time goes into setting everything up. It seems like a year-round full-time gig.




Hmmm... No underwater Christmas decorations? What a slacker!



The dude's angel collection puts my Satan beer bottle collection to shame.



We counted over forty trees scattered around the house. My favorite was this upside down one.



The garage was redecorated to resemble a 99 cent store. All these Xmas items had price tags on them.


I'm still not sure where the guy sleeps. The house is completely uninhabitable.


1 comment:

Kiki Maraschino said...

He sleeps in the basement with all of the bodies of the Dept store Santas.

This reminds me of when Bill form King of the Hill became the neighborhood holiday guy and wouldn't let go of his Santa bouncer.